Marys movie review
first movie: The Boondock Saints
I must say this movie was much better than i originally anticipated. Its a story about 2 irish brothers who decide they are going to be vigilanties and kill off wrong do-ers. And thats what they do. they take out the entire russian mob that is trying to run boston. With a little help from a friend nicknamed the funny guy, they take out anyone not deserving to live.
The best part is the cop played by William DaFoe. Does a excellent job crossdressing.
I was sad to see some of the scenes they cut. they would have been hillarious in the actual movie. Like the scene where their mom is tits drunk telling them shes gunna kill herself and fucks around with them untill she just starts laughing. Good scene.
I gave it a 9/10. why not 10? cuz it wasnt long enough. damnit.
"Never shall the innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God."
the second movie was: EuroTrip
Once again, the theme being twins. I loved this movie. made me LOL a few times. I remember last year at my brothers graduation everyone singing this song called scotty doesnt know. it was catchy. so i downloaded it and just thought it was a good song by the band lustra. psht. that song made WAY more sense since i watched the movie. DUR! Scottie is the main charected whom was dating a girl named fiona. fiona is a whore. and was sleeping around on him and the guy wrote a song about it. skip forward to scott finding out MIKE was MIKA from germany; a penpal of his, he HAD to find her in berlin. Twins make out, people chased by naked people, fake trips, good times.
i give it a 8/10
so there you have it, my retarded movie review of our trip to walmart to buy 2 movies i have never seen. and i dont regret it!