Mary in wonderland

Marys movie review

2006-01-10T14:33:00.000-08:00

Last night i watched 2 movies. and here is the common tie... "twins"

first movie: The Boondock Saints

I must say this movie was much better than i originally anticipated. Its a story about 2 irish brothers who decide they are going to be vigilanties and kill off wrong do-ers. And thats what they do. they take out the entire russian mob that is trying to run boston. With a little help from a friend nicknamed the funny guy, they take out anyone not deserving to live.

The best part is the cop played by William DaFoe. Does a excellent job crossdressing.

I was sad to see some of the scenes they cut. they would have been hillarious in the actual movie. Like the scene where their mom is tits drunk telling them shes gunna kill herself and fucks around with them untill she just starts laughing. Good scene.

I gave it a 9/10. why not 10? cuz it wasnt long enough. damnit.

"Never shall the innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God."

the second movie was: EuroTrip

Once again, the theme being twins. I loved this movie. made me LOL a few times. I remember last year at my brothers graduation everyone singing this song called scotty doesnt know. it was catchy. so i downloaded it and just thought it was a good song by the band lustra. psht. that song made WAY more sense since i watched the movie. DUR! Scottie is the main charected whom was dating a girl named fiona. fiona is a whore. and was sleeping around on him and the guy wrote a song about it. skip forward to scott finding out MIKE was MIKA from germany; a penpal of his, he HAD to find her in berlin. Twins make out, people chased by naked people, fake trips, good times.
i give it a 8/10

so there you have it, my retarded movie review of our trip to walmart to buy 2 movies i have never seen. and i dont regret it!

The birthday is nearing

2006-01-04T11:55:00.000-08:00

Rob is going to be 21 on friday. So i departed into the pandemonium that is bestbuy and walmart during regift/return season. i originally wanted to buy him :

but i looked high and low thru all the cds. even the ones not even in the "little big town" slot. to see if someone picked it up and put it back where it didnt belong. but to no avail. so i did the next best thing... random cd he doesnt own yet:

and about a hour ago i got a stroke of genius. i know how much he wants that cd, so i searched torrents and downloaded the entire album... well im trying. not so easy. only 2 ppl in the network have it. and like 30 want it. so its goin slowly.

i also redid my myspace... www.myspace.com/tattoodmary

2006-01-03T14:47:00.000-08:00

Happy new year. It was good times i guess. rob got to my place around 6ish and we sat around and bullshitted nsuch. then the next day we all met up at red lobster. For those of you who havent had the
"oppourtunity" to dine at red lobster... dont. i have yet to have a good experience there. I ordered my normal chicken strips and french fries only to be greeted with a shitty seating choice since they didnt hear "smoking preference." so all 15 of us got to move to another room. I recieved said meal only to find that it resembled that of something from mcdonalds. the chicken instead of battered dipped were gross chicken nuggets. And my fries were cold. luckily i already had my salad cuz that was all i ate. they said they ran out the day before so thats what they were using. so i told them to take it back. they returned and said they had the other stuff but wanted to get rid of the other crap first so they remade my lunch but by then i was no longer hungry. took the crap home and reheated it in the deep fryer.not so bad. but still a shitty experience. I was sick all day and jillian was pumpin me full of zanax so id stop being on the verge of tears.

Returned to the home to open presents. Rob got a crockpot, a shirt, gloves, a poker game, wallclock, and a tar'get gift card. I recieved a 25$ gift card to best buy, 50$ from uncle clyde, a retchid holiday sweater from grandma, and a horrid set of purple sheets from grandma. the latter of the 2 will be returned on my arrival home. so i bought 37$ worth of gas and bought myself and rob each a 12 pack of beers. we then departed from the house to head to home to unpack and get ready to goto aunt stephs house. we got there and started drinking a little here and there. overall i drank 3 beers all night. midnight hit and me and rob locked lips to ring in the new year.but then that was quickly taken away by his parents wanting hugs. made a lot of noise, lit a lot of fireworks. it was a really good time.

so we woke up and had belgian waffles which was alright. got home and got me a lovely nap while rob went to his nans to have dinner with the family. and then they all went to see chronicles of narnia. as for tomorrow goes... rob is going to meet up with his dad and then meet up with me and jillian at terminix to pick up the new couch and then jillian and i are going to lunch. then i have no idea whats going on. i am going to hang out here till tuesday. then come back friday or something. His parents leave a week from tomorrow.

so theres marys big fat holiday update. enjoy.

Happy Mary

2005-12-24T18:29:00.000-08:00

Im happy. So happy. Its christmas eve, I called rob, and his family talked to me on the phone and apparently i got presents. Which is spectacular, alltho they didnt have to. Its nice to be so accepted by a family. so im going to go down there tomorrow and goto aunt stephs for the other xmas party. I feel so bad i couldnt afford to get anyone anything, but i guess they understand.

So its the eve before the fat man comes. Reminds me of when i was little and we heard footsteps on the roof and me and jillian were so excited that we could hear santa and that i was gunna tell everyone at school. then i heard a large slide, and a boom, followed by "ow." We figured out it was dad, but we didnt care. Its the little extra that counts.

I stayed home tonight to be with grandma. shes kinda down in the dumps this holiday season. Shes lost a friend, a daughter, a husband, and numerous acquaintences over the years and since we dont have a party here till new years eve, this night, grandma just kinda sat home depressed. I skipped out on church and all festivities. I fetched us some mcdonalds (only thing opened) and we sat and talked for a while and it was nice. Its gunna be wierd having grandma livin on her own, same with me. but i guess i need to do it.

So, I dunno whats going on fer now. Im gunna be at robs tomorrow, thru the 28th, and prolly come home early morning and work that night... I hate not spending the holidays with rob. it feels so wierd.

I couldnt be any happier if i tried. dont worry, ill take PLENTY of pictures tomorrow. speaking of, i should prolly charge my camera tonight so i gots juice for the part-ay.

For the first time ever tonight, i said something i only heard aunts say... i told rob to give all the family a hug for me. either i feel old, or i feel well accepted. i heard everyone in the back shouting to me. Its nice to feel wanted. I guess Aunt Cindys kid leah walked in and without saying hi asked rob "where is mary?" and he didnt answer. a few minutes later she sat with him and said "really, wheres mary?"

Im so not used to being accepted this much. not even by my own family. *twilight zone music*

yee haw... that was hard to do

2005-12-22T09:40:00.000-08:00

You Passed 8th Grade Math

Congratulations, you got 10/10 correct!

Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?

oops.. forgot...

2005-12-22T08:19:00.000-08:00

sorry to the..2 ppl that read this. forgot to update here. so used to using LJ.com... tee hee. so here we go...

not much has happened since the last post forever ago. rob and i are still happy n such... holidays are approaching with a fucking vengance. arg. hate holidays. hate them more when i cant spend them with rob. too many family gatherings. I dont think i have any new pictures other than rob sledding down the stairs. but its really dark.

My ex came back to town. and has been blowing my phone up. He goes back to london in a week. thank god. i dont want anything to do with him. and rob wants to kill him. so that is always a good time, right?

theres mah sexy mayan. going down tonight to spend the night with him and pick up xmas presents i forgot.

Monday night robs parents came in from england to spend the holidays with the family. we all went to Bishop to pick them up and it was a good damn time. His mum and dad are really cool. and they like me which is always a plus. Hopefully ill be moving in with rob by end of january, depending on when i get a job and when his parents leave.

So far this christmas ive gotten a new shiney stick of massive 1gig ram. From my buddy raphael in Colorado, and 300$ from grandma to help me with selling my desktop and buying my laptop. I already gave rob his one gift, a new deep fryer. he likey. we deepfry everything now. fries, cheese sticks, chicken, burritos, yeah... burritos. didnt know ya could. but ya can.

My boss gave me 6 bottles of tobasco sauce. the expensive stuff. so thats another present to rob hehe. I gotta return his poker chips since his aunts already bought him a table top and chips. i dont know what to get him instead. I confused. Maybe a new hat from tractor supply. he wants a dickies trucker hat i guess. so maybe ill get that. I gotta go out and get guys xmas present here cuz its just easier and closer to find a best buy here to get a gift card.

so i guess thats it for marys lame post. more to come.

yay for being overstuffed like the bird i just ate...

2005-11-24T13:24:00.000-08:00

Happy damn turkey day loyal readers. here is my first holiday post in the WLHore block of goodness. started off the day with a kiss from rob, and a frozen backside from not being covered up all night in below freezing temps. well then my door wouldnt open. and then i had no gas. then rob bought me gas. then i went onto us-23 and sat still in traffic for 45 minutes. if i woulda went 5mph the whole way here it would have taken me 8 hours to get home! jesus effin christ.

but no, i went on the highway, made my way into town and stopped by grandmas to pick up some scrumptious deviled eggs. YUM! and then quickly made it to dads to sit and watch football. we got the whole fam damily together today. fan-damn-tastic! so we ate and such. just shot the shit for a while about nothing particular. heh. ate some DAMN good food. like whoa on the stuffing. and then jillian and i got happy with the camera! w00t...

***psycho aunt mary in the hizzouse!***

Yeah im crazy.

and this new computer of my dads is a heaping pile or blogger is being a huge WLhore! cuz it isnt showing the pictures. unless that involves flash or something. i dunno. i DO know that we got some cute video of gavin today...!

OH here is samantha holding gavin!

and this computer BLOWS at keeping up with my awesomeness... asspuppets

ill upload more from home i guess

damnit

urg.

2005-11-21T10:01:00.000-08:00

So im NOT selling my computer. Thankfully, pippin is feeling better, and as for xmas... fuckem. i cant afford it this year. maybe rob, but thats about it. sorry everyone, i suck like that.

i put in apps at alpine and riteaid today... that was about it.

time to play pogo games.

2005-11-18T06:44:00.000-08:00

1. HOW OLD ARE YOU?
20

2. WHAT IS THE WALLPAPER ON YOUR CELL PHONE?
Johnny depp *drool*

3. WHO'S BED DID YOU SLEEP IN LAST NIGHT?
Robs bed *purr*

4. WHAT TYPE OF SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
atari hoodie

5. HAVE YOU MADE OUT WITH ANYONE ON YOUR FRIEND'S LIST?
Gah i dunno

6. HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST?
like none, since this was FROM my space ... 65 on friends list there

7. HOW MANY PEOPLE ON YOUR LIST DO YOU KNOW 'IN REAL LIFE'?
like 40

8. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Nothing! gir

9. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
marmar. thats about it

10. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR UNDIES RIGHT NOW?
is none a proper answer?

11. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?
a cat named baby and a cat named pippin

12. WHAT'S YOUR DAD AND MOM'S MIDDLE NAME?
Theodore, Marie

13. MOST RECENT MOVIE THAT YOU WATCHED?
Dukes of hazzard movie

14. NAME 3 THINGS THAT YOU HAVE ON YOU AT ALL TIMES.
my phone, my cigarettes, and my money

15. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEETS?
Tan crap

16. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU SMOKED MARIJUANA?
few months

17. WOULD YOU RATHER GIVE OR RECEIVE A FOOT MASSAGE?
recieve

18. NAME A TEACHER YOU HAD THE HOTS FOR!
Mr. guy in 9th grade PE class

19. IS THERE ANYONE ON YOUR LIST YOU SECRETLY WOULD GET ON?
what?

20. HOW MUCH CASH DO YOU HAVE ON YOU RIGHT NOW?
like 27 cents

21. WHO'S THE 4TH PERSON ON YOUR RECEIVED CALL LIST?
Jillian

22. WHAT'S YOUR MAIN RINGTONE ON YOUR PHONE?
um it just rings.

23. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT?
sleeping durr

24. WHAT DID THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE ON YOUR CELL PHONE SAY?
I love you hummingbird

25. WHAT IS A SAYING THAT YOU USE ALOT?
YOUR COOL>BE MY FRIEND>

alive? NO WAY!

2005-11-18T06:10:00.000-08:00

man this weather can seriously suck mah butt... its sooooo cold. tonight we are going to get becky from lansing, and take her back to our layer for drinking and mass amounts of fun.

im at terminix. and its fun. Still trying to sell my computer. had a place here interested in it but theyd only give me 500$

asses

more to come

annon ppl....

2005-11-16T11:21:00.000-08:00

i hate spammed comments. so i took it upon myself to have word verification for my comments section.

have a wonderful day

2005-11-16T10:51:00.000-08:00

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Hungovah...

2005-11-15T08:22:00.000-08:00

So im home. Hungover, but home. Spent the last 6 days with my googlie bear. without a computer. i almost forgot how to type. heh. anyways, the weekend went well. we got a lot of cleaning done, went to the beach and i took this picture. Pretty huh? isnt the NICEST. but the camera i got is a heaping pile o' shit. but it was way cold so we didnt walk on the beach for too long. basically long enough to freeze my ass off.

We went out and bought Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. which is amazing. i watched it 2 times. Dom and candi came over and hung out for a while, aunt cindy came too. it was fun.

we went to great lakes crossing on saturday. it was alright. didnt buy a single damn thing, which kinda sucked. ate at A & W for lunch, came home and chillaxed. it was good times. Sunday was the one month mark of mine and robs happiness. we rented some movies, i cooked us breakfast... illbeit at 3pm, but it was still breakfast.

i wish i could remember all the things we did, but im retarded and forget stuff. i remember that yesterday i called into work sick and stayed in bed till 8pm sick as hell. decided to fix it by drinking, so today im hungover.

goin over to dads tonight. apparently kellie bought me and rob some towels for the apartment. yayness. i think everyone is happy gettin me out of their hair for a while. I decided to leave my clothes at robs and wash them on thursday when i clean his clothes.

DEC 2ND! gunna go see cooter and the general lee at the birch run expo center :-)

Fun stuff for the day

2005-11-09T11:31:00.000-08:00

Here are some pretty good videos on Google Video i thought i should share. theyre pretty damn funny.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4945563667086098025&q=poop

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3798642180212599751&q=funny

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2120659111755287021&q=chacarron

im amazed the last one is even a actual song. but i found it after watching:

http://ualuealuealeuale.ytmnd.com/

and i guess that is all untill i update later. Im going to work from 5-10pm, then i am off to linden to see my snookie wookie bear. :-) ill be home either sunday or monday. depending on what i feel like doin, GOSH.

I will leave you with this:

Boobs, Shoulder, Or butt

2005-11-09T11:13:00.000-08:00

http://www.collegehumor.com/games/1629994/

Play it and tell me your score

Wow, a new post. whats the occasion?

2005-11-09T10:30:00.000-08:00

So here is the newest journal for myself. this makes *does quick math* 13 blogs i have but never use? only my sister will get the webaddress joke. i made a funny. so here is a little bit about me. Thats me, i'm mary. I am cool. You'll learn that the more you read though.

I come from a land down under. And by down under i mean it used to be a swamp. Sunny, ghetto, smelly Saginaw, michigan. Population? Always decreasing from shootings, and increasing due to women having kids they cant properly support and already have 5 of them in their 1 bedroom shack and are living off of the government.

Who is this sexy piece of man meat you may ask... that is my loving boyfriend Rob. Hes from somewhere in England and recently decided to stay in michigan where the majority of his family lives. I owe him everything for how happy he makes me. okay enough of the mushy crap. He lives in Linden and I usually see him 4-5 days a week. I'm working on moving there within the next few weeks. Linden is much better than the stinkhole i call saginaw. Its much more quiet, peaceful, and private. I can't wait to get my butt down there!!!

And this is Pippin. Or you can call her what i call her. Chunkerbutt, pippin mummaz, baby, pain in the ass, stupidcat, tard, my little cutie, cutiesweetiemushiewushiebabiegirl. Shes not even a year old and could possible weigh more than a full grown pit bull. What can i say? I like to spoil my baby. Shes very anti social and only seems to like me. which is fine since i dont want her goin to likin someone more than me and then i couldnt have her to pick on. like sticking tape to her paws so she walks on her tiptoes. im really not a bad person, i just get bored once in a while so i must amuse myself. Dont worry, i didnt hurt her.

This is my first ever time being a aunt, and thats my pride n joy, Gavin Hunter. The cutest kid you will see in your entire life. hes so adowable. So i guess if i show you a picture of him, i should prolly show you the woman that carried that lil tyke for 9 months almost. My awesomely cool, super turrrrrifffficccckkkkk sister, Jillian!! Shes my only full blooded sibling, and is like... a billion years older than me. *i lie, shes 2.5 yrs older or so*

There she is! thats my tissy! and it only took FOREVER to find a picture of her on my computer. tee hee. its okay, ill just have to get some new ones where she isnt all big and pregnant.

I guess that is all for marys awesome post of the day. tune in next time where i discuss how to make water turn into wine. itll be a good time.